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Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use your REAL 1st name...
Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Diane needs a pigfoot and a bottle of beer, some reefer and some gin... (Omg it goes on. o_O )
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Diane looks like... she's getting ready to fly or something. (Yep! I'll be on top of the roof in two minutes.)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Diane says "ooo beer!" (Wth? I hate beer.)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: DIANE WANTS A MAN. (...)
Q: Type in "[your name] does " in Google search:
A: Diane Does Mel (Who's Mel? I need to hit him with a bat.)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Diane hates the United States as it stands and would prefer a National Socialist type government like Hitler was peddling to... (Oh. So the truth comes out...Wait a minute!!)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Diane asks him to meet her at Club Jamaica that evening. (Apparently it's some guy named David. Hope he's cute)
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Diane goes down. (Why do these make me sound like such a whore??)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Diane likes good tees. (Good for me?)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
a: DIANE EATS HER VEGETABLES: (Damn right!)
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Diane wears a multi print halter from Mimi Maternity. (I like the second one better. It said Diane wears what SHE likes no matter what's in style.)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Diane was arrested for murder and is now serving a 50-year sentence in a Virginia prison for allegedly spiking her husband's Gatorade. (Damnit, I hate Virginia.)
